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双语故事:一句话幽默

2019年12月13日 英语美文 暂无评论
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幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么? 1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后,我就再也

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幽默的方法很多,一句话的幽默,你能辨析出来么? copyright verywen.com


  1. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. 美文网


  自从我听说“人还是死于天然原因者居多”之后,我就再也不敢拼命吃天然食品了。 copyright verywen.com


  2. Garden Rule: When weeding, the best way to make sure you are removing a weed and not a valuable plant is to pull on it. If it comes out of the ground easily, it is a valuable plant. www.verywen.com


  园艺定律:区分益草和害草的办法是,拔出来试试——如果很容易拔掉,就证明它是益草。

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  3. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement. www.verywen.com


  如果放在家里的东西找不回来,最容易的办法就是去买个新的回来。 copyright verywen.com


  4. Have you noticed since everyone has a camcorder these days no one talks about seeing UFOs like they used to? copyright verywen.com


  你是否注意到,这年头,自从有了数码摄录机,就再也没人象以前那样老是说不明飞行物的事情了。(幽默的“原因”请见下方的读者评论) 本文来自美文网


  5. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? 美文网


  不慎的时候只要一根火柴就足以引发森林大火,而想点燃一堆篝火却需要整整一盒火柴,真纳闷。 本文来自美文网


  6. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?" 本文来自美文网


  不知道是谁第一个看见母牛,就敢说:“我要使劲挤一挤那两排倒吊着的玩意儿,流出来的是啥俺就喝啥”? 美文网


  7. Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken there? I'm gonna eat the next thing that comes outta its butt." 本文来自美文网


  不知道是谁第一个看见母鸡,就敢说:“看见那只鸡没有?我就等着吃从它屁股里面滚出来的东西。” 美文网


  8. Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle? verywen.com


  胶水为啥就不会粘在胶水瓶里面啊? 美文网


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